How to sociable like the rest of the world? Read?

I'm the complete opposite of everybody else. I don't ever want a day job again, so I quit my job to work for myself. I sleep at 4 in the morning and wake up at 1pm everyday (I don't even know what morning looks like!). Everybody have a twitter, facebook, instagram, but I don't. I hate cats and people. My social skills are a (1/2 out of 10). My sense of humor is over the top and nobody gets it. I've never been to a party, and I'm almost 30 years old. I don't have a girlfriend nor do I have any friends. I don't celebrate the holidays nor do I celebrate my birthday (ALONE). Everybody wants a new iphone/samsung galaxy, but I don't care for it. I go out and don't care what anybody thinks of me. I'm somewhat a negative person. I once told by some people that they can always feel my negative energy (crazy)… Anyways, what you think?

Do you really want to do that? Really? Why?

I can see a lot of myself in that description. You really don't give off a vibe that says you want to be sociable like the rest of the world, so I must say don't force it.

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