How to visually spot an iPhone/Mac/Apple Inc user?

If the person looks gay as a WASP, dumb as a fly and pretentious as fake stone siding, then I know the person is an iPhone/Mac/Apple Inc user.

Apple logo tattoos or attire. Always talks about Apple.

What did you say?

Oh I see u answered your own question, well ok then

Yeah and there switch is gagger than their waddle

I can't.

I take it that you are an Android disciple