I hate it when people mistake my iPod touch for an iPhone?

I personally don't like iPhones. I hate the way they look and how everything is a touch screen. I hate how they call them smArtphones. A cell phone is a cell phone. Some night be more advanced than others, but they're all cell phones in the end. Does the word "cell phone" even exist anymore? An ipod is an MP3 player. Clearly not a phone. I wanted an iPod touch because it can go online and play more than two games. There's apps where you can call on an ipod. Yes, you need Wi-Fi, but that's because it's an ipod. Sometimes when I take my ipod out, people ask stuff like "what do you have on your phone?" And stuff like that. For some reason I just find it annoying.Am I just taking this too seriously? I'm just tired of people calling my iPod touch a phone. Are you guys the same way? Just wonderin.

Added (1). @alexis, wut?

White. People. Problems.

An iPod is basically like an iPhone. Except an iPhone can call people without Wi-Fi and the iPhone has better camera quality, etc. I don't really mind if people mistake the two.

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