IPhone 4s Not Loading Any Emails?

My email is not loading and I have nothing in any of my inboxes or files. I get a "Connecting" message, "Downloading" message, with another message saying "Dowloading 1 of XX" but nothing comes through. Right now, all my boxes are empty. Any help would be appreciated!

Step by Step answer:

- Take the battery out of your phone

- Take the SIM card out of your phone

- Take a lighter and start melting your phone (start at the top right hand corner as that is where all of your emails are)

- Return your battery to the battery compartment

- Turn on your phone

-Tell Siri to go F*** herself

- Repeat steps 1-3 five more times

- Throw that sorry excuse for a phone in a dumpster

- Go to the nearest store (Walmart, Best Buy, AT&T store, etc.) and buy a new Samsung phone

- Complete the setup instructions

- Open your email and read your messages

- Enjoy the rest of your life without an Iphone

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