Why am I so sad? And why do bad things always happen to me? :(
These are the things that just happened to me this week alone:
A car sped over my foot while I was crossing the street.
$100 once blew out of my hands.
My girlfriend broke up with me over text.
I dropped my new iPhone 5S a day after I got it.
My dog ate the gold class movie tickets that I won in a raffle.
My dog also took a sh*t in my car and pissed on my lap after I took it to the park, then it got out of the car and ran away.
My pet Goldfish randomly jumped out of its bowl and down the drain in the sink, when I was about to clean its bowl.
I got fired from my part time job, because I accidentally destroyed $3000 in property damage. Now I'm being taken to court.
I got arrested by police because they thought I looked like a criminal they'd been looking for. I spent 3 days in jail before they believed my story.
The stray cat that I feed every night when it comes over to my place, stopped coming over:(
I was going to commit suicide until I realised it was illegal.