Why is everybody asking me for pancakes?

I came up with a great invention that will get kids active and playing outdoors again. I put iPhone technology in a pogo stick. I call this new invention the iHop, and I opened a store that sells them exclusively. Now a stream of dumbasses have been coming into my store asking for pancakes. Dafuq? The sign out front clearly says "iHop." Why are they asking me for pancakes?

Maybe they've heard that the iHop is crêpe?

Lol. Its so stupid its funny.

Well, why not?

IHOP is International House of Pancakes!

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