Does toothpaste remove scratches on the side an iPhone 5?

I got a few scratches on my side iPhone 5, does a toothpaste can remove that scratches on it

No but it can seep under the cracks on the side of the screen and destroy the inner workings of the phone including the touch screen sensitivity and the components.

Go ahead and try it though. I'll just be here. Shaking my head. And laughing.