Hand stuck in PC disc drive?

Ok. I was playing fallout 4, and I got dog meat. I really like dogs and I heard this game was super advanced and stuff, so I tried to pet dog meat through the computer. My left hand has been stuck in the disk drive for the past 20 minutes, what do j do? My mums home in an hour and I don't want her to see this! (I'm using the iPhone text speech thing to write this mostly, 1 hand is really hard to do)

Why would you try that? Just why?

Amputate

Put some protein powder into the drive and then add maple syrup, that will work

Call the emergency team, ambulance.

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