How to get Siri on my Iphone 4S?

My situation is kind of complicated, I'll do the best I can to explain.
I'm an American that just moved to the Netherlands and I needed to buy a new phone so I decided to get the iphone 4s. However, I soon found out that the 4s in the Netherlands isn't equipped with siri because she isn't available in Dutch yet, or something. I want siri in English anyway. Is there anyway I can install her or something that doesn't involve doing anything like jail breaking my phone?

Holding Down the Home Button Activates Siri, but If that didn't work go into settings>general>Siri, then play around with the settings there

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