How to jailbreak my iPhone without using computer?

Mine is iPhone 5, and I would like to download app for free. I have check with some websites, and those can't help me.

Wow - how much do you pay every month to connect that iPhone to the internet using a data plan, while still being incapable of doing something as simple as reading the answers given to the last 400 people to have already asked this question?

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