How to turn my iPhone 4s on?

I have had it for one year now but I have never figured out how to turn it on?
Any help please?

I'm sure you can come up with a better troll than that…

In the top corner. If you press it once it should turn on but if it doesn't hold it down for a while.

Another option is to hold the circle and top button at the same time for about 10 seconds until you see an apple logo.

I totally know your situation, i had a problem though with my vibrator. In the end i had to send it back as it was just too difficult!