I dropped my iphone in the toilet - 1

Long story short; I was having a poo and my iphone slipped out of my hands and into the bowl. Please help, its 700 pound and my dad'll kill me if he finds out.PS: I've already put it in a bwl of rice, i've cleaned all the *** off it and dried and cleaned it off. But the flash is always on and it thinks there's headphones in. Help

Added (1). And also the home screen button isn't working. I'm hopiing on going to the apple store soon and i guess ill have to confess. I just hope ill be laughing about this day with my iphone in hand:'

Go on youtube to check for remedies. There are lots of steps that can help you. But with the headphones i don't think so. But you can still buy new headphones.