Lost iPhone how do I find it?

I lost my iPhone 4S and I need to find it because my dad is going to kill me
And because I like my iPhone.
It is not at home
I don't have find my iPhone and don't say you need to install it because I will
I've tried calling the phone but no one picks up
What do I do

1.bloodhound
2.scent of 4s (you can have the dog smell your charger or the hand your phone is usually in)
3.luck
4. Yeezus/Based Godd

Or if you had your iPhone set up with the "Find My iPhone" app (free on the app store) then you log in to the app with you apple ID and it should display the location of you iPhone device, if and only if it is on and connected to a Cell network or Wi-Fi.
Or call it until someone answers

Sounds like nothing much, if anything, can be done