Why can't i find the krusty krab?

I searched for it everywhere, i used google maps, GPS in my car and on my iphone but nothing showed up! My daughter said she wanted a krabby patty instead of a happy meal for having good grades but i can't find the place for her, i even asked a policeman and it just made him mad and he made me walk in a straight line, help?

Please don't tell me that your this stupid because the krusty krab isn't real

Ask Homer Simpson…

Well it's in spongebob, and spongebob is a real show so it must be real right?

Check your underwear.