Why do only the smart and wealthy carry the Apple Computer Company's iPhone (TM)?

While the rest of the ignorant, dirty masses use ANDROIDS? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE POOR!

Cause they are actually crocodilllian alien shapeshifters from omeicron persiae 3

Smart phones are wasted on me, I like flip phones because they're usually almost indestructible. As for how it feels to be poor… Doesn't bother me