Windows 8 won't import my photos?

I'm using windows 8 on a laptop. Every time I try to import my photos from my iPhone, it goes to a black screen (the photos option) and instead of importing the photos, it just stays black. Help? /:

Windows 8 does not have anything that is compatible with iPhones. (It is a Windows PC and iPhones are Apple. Of course it does not work with them.) You will have to get a program from Apple to make the iPhone work with Windows 8. Oh wait… They do not have such a program. Duh!

Good reason why you should never ever under any circumstances waste your money on something made by Apple.