Would you say I'm more hipster or mainstream? - 1

So I always get the newest iPhone, I have an orange BMW convertible and white and black Maserati, I live in Southern California, my favorite song is can we dance by the Vamps, I love hiking/walking around LA, my favorite colors are teal and hot pink, I have a selfie sick, most of my closet consists of Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie clothing, I have a teacup Yorkie named Bailey, I have a beach cruiser style bicycle, and I have an otterBox commuter case that I designed on the OtterBox website. It's colors are teal and pink. BTW I'm a 17 year old boy.

So I always get the newest iPhone, I have an orange BMW convertible and white and black Maserati, I live in Southern California, my favorite song is can we dance by the Vamps, I love hiking/walking around LA, my favorite colors are teal and hot pink, I have a selfie sick, most of my closet consists of Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie clothing, I have a teacup Yorkie named Bailey, I have a beach cruiser style bicycle, and I have an otterBox commuter case that I designed on the OtterBox website. It's colors are teal and pink. BTW I'm a 17 year old boy. You're too young and superficial to be a hipster (which is a lifestyle all about self sufficiency and shunning modern technology). Nor are you mainstream as most 17 year-olds don't have parents who can afford all the stuff you claim to have access to. I'd guess you're a privileged child with wealthy parents and you live on the west side of L.A./SM/Malibu, coastal Orange County or La Jolla, SD. More of a f a ggot than anything I'd say. Wow… Rich los angeles kid,

You should visit Mr and Mrs Obama at the White House. (Of Course, they hate living there because it's a while house, they wanted to paint it black, but god said: "NO". Too Funny! You are the definition of straight white boy.

Let me guess, your best pick up line is:

"Haha, and then what? " I mean it seems like you're more materialistic than is healthy to be so I think you have bigger problems than just being labelled 'hipster'

More of a f a ggot than anything I'd say.

Wow… Rich los angeles kid,

You should visit Mr and Mrs Obama at the White House. (Of Course, they hate living there because it's a while house, they wanted to paint it black, but god said: "NO". Too Funny!

You are the definition of straight white boy.

Let me guess, your best pick up line is:

"Haha, and then what? "

I mean it seems like you're more materialistic than is healthy to be so I think you have bigger problems than just being labelled 'hipster'

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  • Would he be able to know what websites i went on? Or would they jus say safari? Okay i have an iphone & my dad pays my bill for my phone & i went over my data 3 times & he said tht thts crazy & hes going to call to see how i went over it. So would the people at at&t jus say the data was used on safari or would they tell my dad everything i was on? Like the websites?
  • Why do fandom blogs hate hipster blogs? On tumblr, I've noticed like all the fandom blogs seem to be in agreement that the 'hipster' blogs are some sort of massive amalgamation of shoes and iPhones and overly deep pseudo intellectual text that's really meaningless, and I wonder why? Sure, those things do crop up every once and a while, but not often, and why bother with the hate? I mean, 'hipster' blogs largely just leave you alone and don't bother anyone. Can someone fandom-y tell me why this is?
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