Can i make a sloth with these ingredients?

Salt and vinegar chips
some paper
android phone with cracked screen
a scarf
zoes iphone 5s
Pump water (750ml)
scrap of chicken flavoured lettuce

Yes You Can! It will be awesome… The thing is though it won't be very cuddly or furry like a normal sloth, but it may be just as fast as one.

Yes! Go forth my child.take the world by storm. Make a sloth army. Take over the world. Get married to your favourite sloth. Produce human sloth babies. Stop world hunge-

NO. You can't

No you need beans

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