Can you use an iPhone as a diaper?

I been having doe bathroom issues, and I can't afford diapers, so I was wondering if I could use my iPhone as a diaper?

Only if it is discharged else it'll start acting like an electric dildo instead of a diaper.

There's probably an app for that.

Oh troll how your questions are silly.

There's an app for that.

Sure why not, there not much use for anything else.

I would

Not sure If this is a troll question or…

Water damage

The real question is exactly why should anyone here care.