Candy Crush destroyed my life everything gone and I went mad, what can I do with my life now?

Through the course of the year, I've been wasting my life on candy crush. Me being a perfectionist I could never continue until I had the HIGHEST score out of all my friends and at least 3 stars. I got to about level 400 until everything reset. I punched my testicles in the wall and broke my iPhone I yelled really loud and got the police called to my house because someone called for a disturbance. What can I do with my life now? What game do I start playing next so that I can stop grabbing my testicles over candy crush? I heard clash of clans I might try that, but is there any better alternative?

Lol danke meme bro

Offer all your spare time (OF WHICH THERE SEEMS TO BE RATHER A LOT) to a charity and GET A LIFE.

Volunteer at your local animal shelter. The cuteness of the animals will fix you.

Buy a new iphone.

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