Disabling iPhone App Store badges?

How to I disable the badges (red numbers) in the corner of the App Store icon? They look ugly. And don't tell me to just update my apps, because I have a lot of apps and I would need to update them every couple hours which I'm not doing. Badges just look bad.

Go to your settings, look for "Notifications" and turn them off from there. If there's no option to turn off the notifications then you're not going to be able to and will have to update those apps to be rid of them.