Does any kind M&D'ee wanna sponser my kids for Christmas?

I have 2 boys age 26 and 22 who appears to be about to die if they don't get a iphone and a 70inche smart tv.

Will you be the kind soul to adopt my angels and get them what they want for Christmas?
Tiss the season, for us all to be miserable.

If they were hot females, we might have been able to work something out.