How can santa make iphones without getting sued by Apple?

How can santa make iphones without getting sued by Apple? - 1

Because when Steve Jobs died, he became the new Santa.

He's a sub-contractor.

Do it in China.

Chinese Elves.

Please marry me. Oh my god

Gosh, he has no problem breaking into homes around the world and eating people's food. I wonder how he gets the iPhones?

Santa can do whatever he wants, it's too cold at the north pole to go up and serve court papers on him.

Comedian attempt. Epic fail.

Because apple let santa

An international treaty that states Santa is not subject to nay lawsuits, ever.

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