How to stop my explosive diarrhea?

I'm in a public bathroom having explosive diarrhea. Thank god for my iPhone, huh? It's very crowded and I had to push two small children out of my way to make it to this glorious porcelain miracle in time.

The thing is, it's not stopping. It's really quite worrying, do I rub my stomach or what?

I would just try to get it all out if its a virus, drink plenty of fluid and tums always help, take it easy for a bit

You need to line your underwear with tp and get the *** out of there! Go home and eat some bread.

There's nothing you can do, other than to hold on to the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.

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