How long will I be in contempt for?
Earlier this week I was in traffic court for a speeding ticket.
When I was waiting for my case to be called, I loudly farted.
The judge was all like "Hey, who let off a floating air biscuit?"
I was like "Um, it was me."
And the judge was all "Oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you let off a floating air biscuit in court? That's it. I'm sending you to jail for contempt of court!"
And now I'm typing this on a smuggled Iphone from my jail cell.
How long am I likely to be here for?
Life without parole
Smoke another bowl and come up with another bullchit story.
I don't know
Funny but not true, you would not have a phone in jail.
I think you're confusing jail cell with psych ward.
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