How to annoy an iphone user?

My friend just bought an iphone 5 and he's been shoving it in my face ever since. I also just got a new samsung galaxy, how do I use it to annoy him?

Like for example, my phone has allshare which can connect and stream to his 42 inch Bravia but he had to install a lot of apps (all of which failed to stream videos). That irritated him A LOT.

I got a samsung galaxy too: D

If he has Apple TV it's super easy to stream video from an iPhone onto his TV. You just hit the arrow button and voila!

Well one way would be to continuously text him. You can't block users on the iPhone. You need to call your provider to do it.

Ignore him. If you like your phone better what are you worried about?

Well, have a speed test because android has a better processor. Tell him how androids can share movies with each other by simply placing them against each other. Galaxy has a bigger screen.

Just say the move of the headphone jack on the iPhone5 was THE most brilliant thing to happen to smartphones since their invention.lol

Anything related to NFC an iPhone will not be able to do.
Whatching videos/youtube on any non-iPhones is typically faster (note: does depends on your carrier's pipe/connection)
Battery life is typically longer on Samsung devices (depends on settings, but normal/common are assumed).
Last but not least an iPhone 5 is an 8-years old design with some overpriced tweaks whereas SIII is a brand new device inside out.

Root your phone, Change the bootscreen.

Not too much that can be done. The iPhone 5 is the better phone here, but as one answerer suggested, just ignore it.