How to get autocorrect on my android to be like an iphone's autocorrect?

So a lot of people hate the autocorrect on their iphone. But it's hilarious to me xD i set my autocorrect on my android but it doesn't change the words to funny ones like iphones do. How do i make the autcorrect on this to where there are the funny/inappropriate words in my phone's dictionary?

Change dictonary words

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