How to get Siri on IPhone 4 without a jailbreak?

I'm scared to jailbreak my iPhone 4 bc I've been told it can possibly brake it. Don't want to take that chance can anyone help?
Or help me get the closest app to Siri ( just paid 200 for it!)

*break

You can't
Siri is exclusively for iPhone 4S and in order to make it work with other phone you'll have to break some rules…

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