How to go about living on government handouts?
I hear you can get a free iphone, free 20 inch rims, free food, free housing, free utilities, free pills.
How do I go about getting a slice of this pie?
Well you could become a useless pathetic cancerous virus of society and live off all of our tax money for nothing because you're too lazy to help yourself. But I'd rather you just kill yourself. Make my and many other people's life less difficult.
Find a job where you don't have to declare any income, usually in the service industry where they will pay you under the table so they don't have to pay any benefits either. Most of the people I know here in New Orleans receive benefits this way with zero income while they work on the side. Some work hard as housekeepers, most just sell drugs.
"OF All OF THE PREPOSTEROUS PRESUMPTIONS OF MEN, NONE EXCEEDS THE CRITICISMS OF THE POOR BY THE WELL FED, THE WELL HOUSED, AND THE WELL WARMED." HERMAN MELVILLE - A WHIG + (LATER) A REPUBLICAN
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN LIVE OFF $800 A MONTH, HANDLE THE STRESS OF BEING POOR AND THE LIVING AMONG SOCIETIES MOST DANGEROUS PEOPLE, JUST QUIT AND START THE MONTH LONG BEGGING PROCESS.
EVERY HEAR THE ONE ABOUT WALKING IN SOMEONE ELSE'S SHOES?
Lol. Obamanomics. Big government, no one rewarded, everyone equal and everything free.
("How can i get a fee iphone, free 20 inch rims, free food, free housing, free utilities, free pills… How do I go about getting a slice of this pie?")
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It doesn't exist. Keep in mind that Welfare is a government designed program. They designed the Welfare system to work exactly as it does today. The government never intended for the Welfare system to work any differently than it has. Don't blame the poor people for failures of the system.
You do realize that if a person is on Welfare for six months are longer, there isn't a chance in hell of getting a job and getting back into the main stream of things.
No, you don't get a free iphone (it's a cellphone with a limited amount of minutes and you'd have to buy the rest of the minutes monthly), you don't get free 20 inch rims, you don't get free utilities and you don't get free pills. The housing comes as a percentage but you have to pitch in. The only thing you could get free is food if you're considered poor, and those "benefits" (not handouts) come from the state.
- Will the new iPhone send your fingerprints to the government? I heard In the news that the new iPhone will have an option to scan your fingerprints as a way to unlock it. Apple also admitted that they would be sending fingerprints to a database for the government to use so they could "catch criminals". Is all of this true? And if so, has there been any outrage? Or are the American people just going to turn a blind eye to it?
- What if the US government invested all its resources into hacking that Iphone? Like they put the CIA, the FBI, the EPA, the navy and army computer guys? Can they still hack that phone? And if they can't, will nato allies gove their best people to try the task? Will that phone get hacked or no?
- Should the government pay for everyone to have iPhones? I have one and they are the future. So everyone needs to have one and I hate when people don't. So why doesn't the government give everyone an iPhone and just pay for the service? I mean they pay for people's food and their houses, why can't they buy everyone a phone?
- Is Google working with the US government? I forgot my Google account password today, and try to recover using a verification code that was sent to my IPhone. The number on my iPhone read: Washington DC. What's going on here?