I'm a huge fan of the iPhone. However?

Many of us are getting so stressed out that the iPhone 6 doesn't have a microSD slot or removable battery.

My stress level is so high that I'm afraid it might lead to pnacreatic cancer

Added (1). "pancreatic"

You're pathetic

Why would an iPhone fan want or need a removable battery? Same for the SD slot? Is that not why they make the iPhones with different amounts of memory and allow you to store things in the cloud or backed up to your computer?

You can rest easy knowing that when that battery only lasts a half day after 6 months, you can pay unreasonably high prices to get it replaced.

And what use does an iPhone user have with microSD? MicroSD is too mainstream for hipsters…

Just buy an Android then. That'll solve your illness and first world problem. IPhone doesn't need an SD and needs to stay sealed. Best luck.

Who cares about micro sd? Lol Thats about the last thing I'm concerned about with a phone.