I got UV Paint on my Iphone5?

I was in Magaluf and went to a UV paint party… And being drunk forogt i had my iphone in my pocket. When i realised back at the hotel the phone had a small coating of paint on it, nothing to bad (i was wearing swimming shorts so they blocked most of it) however i could see little spots of paint in some of the grooves, and the power button has a nice pink rim now.

The problem is the phone won't turn on, and when i plug it in to charge (in my car) it flashes up on my stero that its connected, but then just keeps flashing as if it was being plugged in and out, in and out etc. On my PC it says unrecognised device, and wall charging does nothing (although i swear i can feel the current running through the phone if you touch the back lightly).

Okay so as i was typing the above, something has happened, i've had the phone just plugged into my computer doing nothing, but the screen has started flashing with the apple logo, as if it is trying to turn on, but then it goes off, then on off on off on etc.

So yea, it won't turn on, etc, any advice? I'm not sure if i have insurance, so i'm looking for a low cost solution to fix it as i got alot of photos and videos that are irreplaceable of family i won't be seeing again etc.

Don't worry man. First of all don't try to switch it on becouse it had a flow of water in it and if you try to switch it on water will kill your whole i5. You just don't try to switch it on just keep it in the box as it is new for 10 to 15 days. After 10 to 15 days then you can try to switch it on if your luck. If it unable to start you can take it to service station.