I have an asymmetrical face

I'm taking headshots of myself using my iPhone, and it's obvious that my face is a bit asymmetrical. What do you think i should do?

Have you considered wearing a mask and fighting crime? I just scowl in all my headshots and put a nice thick coat of eyeliner on, so you can't see my skin around the eye holes in my mask.

Consider yourself Normal

ALL faces are non symmetrical we see ourselves in mirrors which reverses the image. Others see us as we're ( or if we double reverse in two mirrors)

Slap yourself

  • Why does my face look completely asymmetrical? I know everybody's not symmetrical but i look fine in the mirror but then when i take photos with certain cameras like with a crappy iphone camera my face looks really messed up. Nose bent to one side, one eye higher than the other and different sizes, lips looks messed up do people see me like i do in the mirror or in photos?
  • What is the iPhone app to make your face a tiger? I see on instagram people make their faces half tiger or lion and it looks really cool. I don't know the app. Can you guys help me out and tell me what it is? Ps. I also want to know the app where it makes you look like your levitating. Y'all know what it is?
  • Is the StarCall app like face time with kpop idols? And how do you use it? Is StarCall supposed to be like face time on the iPhone? I've been looking at video's of other people's Star Call and it looks pre recorded. I don't know:/ How can you call kpop idols? I saw in the Super Junior StarCall video that it gave a number. Do I call it and then I video-chat with them? Or do I just wait for them to call me?
  • I lost my iPhone (sad face)? It was the older one. The 3gs. And i've been holding on to it waiting for the latest iPhone to be released. It's supposed to be "unveiled" on September 12 and released September 21. Do you believe these rumors? Should i wait? also, my phone is locked with a passcode and i also had the service suspended. Is there anyway the little thief can access my information?