I lost my iphone, and I have no clue what to do?

Obviously, being the teenager I'm, I got a little too drunk and lost my iphone 5c last night.

I Can't FIND IT ANYWHERE.

My location services are off, and it is dead. Is there any way an Apple person can turn those location services on and track my cell phone? I'm not sure if someone stole it or if its just gone, but I'm out of options.

You are probably going to have to call the apple store and ask them. What I would do, is go back to the place or even call them and describe it, and ask if they see it. If you do find it, i know a friend who has an app that if there iphone gets stolen or lost, they can easily track it down with another phone, so i advise you to get that. I wish you goodlick, and i hope you find your phone c