I'm stuck on a desert island, what should I do?

I decided to go swimming but quickly got lost, and took refuge on a beach. All I have is my iphone, a stick of butter and my pet cat Ferjanksaf. Ferjanksaf is hungry, and I don't know what to feed him. Also I'm stuck on the island, I don't think calling will work out here.

How does your iPhone still work after getting wet? And what cell signal could you possibly be getting?

Eat your cat and learn how to survive one the island! Then maybe you will find a genie bottle in the sand or ground and get one wish… Wish for endless amount of wishes then do whatever you want! Have fun!

Okay step one: find a tree any tree.
Step two: hug it.
xD
Jk… Just make a fire.

How did a cat get there? They HATE water!

So this desert island has wi-fi?

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