I need ideas for a Roast speech of Donald trump?

I need ideas for a Roast speech of Donald trump?

-"I hate the mexicans!" *el chapo escapes* "I love the mexicans!"
-"We need to boycott Apple!" ~tweeted from an iPhone
-"Boycott Macys since they took down my clothing line!"
-"BOYCOTT EVERYTHING."

give 'em hell, kid This link: and this link: should help.

This link: and this link: should help.