I need to make up a story for broken iPhone 5 (Drilled Hole)?

In order for me to get a replacement according to my warranty I have to provide them with a legitimate excuse as to why and how I broke my iPhone 5. They cover accidental drops, spills, cracks, and broken iPhone's, however I drilled a hole into my iPhone 5 so it looks really strange and I don't know what to tell them. The reason I did this was for a YouTube Video. What can I say that would be a good story? I thought saying something like I work at a factory plant and I was checking an email when it fell into a grinder and it made a hole in it.

Seriously though I'm not trolling, I need to know! Please!

If you tell them that they will know that your story is complete b.s, I work in a pharmaceutical company and the computers are no where near any of the machines and your not allowed to have your phone with you on the production floor in any of the departments although people do they just keep them in their pockets your just not able to use it. Your phone company is gonna see a drill hole and know it had something to do with a drill and as to how it got there they want to know and there's really no story to tell cause there's no way a person can accidentally drill a hole in a phone your one f*** individual.

With all due respect, you are a complete Mor*n.

Apple will not refund this as they know well that drilling a phone by mistake is not a tangible excuse.

If you want to make a torture test on your phone, you may do so at your own risk, but you can't expect to go ask apple for another.

Trust me, I know some guys out there who tried shooting their phones and were expecting to get it refunded but it never happened.
Usually, those that do those kinds of tests get sponsor funds from advertisers or magazines and do that stuff to promote their own business.

All I can say in your case: enjoy the views on your video… And hope it becomes a hit sensation.