I was raped by a silver back gorilla?
Ok, this may sound crazy buy i'm an animal care taker at a zoo in my city. I dropped a my iPhone 5 in the gorilla habitat i stupidly did not tell anyone about it at the end of the work day i went to get it the gorillas never harmed me so i felt safe anyways i walked into to get it just as a gorilla grabbed me i was extremely scared i tried to run but it grabbed me pinned me down and i got up and ran it grabbed my pants and ripped them off as i tried to run buy it pinned me and put its penis is my bum and raped me. What do i do after it was done it just walked away it was painful do i say anything just ignore it? I have to be near gorillas everyday i need this job but i'm to scared i don't care if you don't believe me just tell me what should i do.
Lmao
Well. Was he good?
Unless you'd accidentally smeared yourself with the pheromone of a female gorilla in heat, this is a biological impossibility.
Lol wtf tell someone
I seriously doubt all that happened. If it really did then I seriously hope you sit down one day and reevaluate your life lol.
Ohh you must apply for new job and when you found tht live tht as quick as possible. Its npt god
Do you think seeing a psychiast… Might help… After therapy you will post legitimate questions
Seek help. Mental help.
It's what you need after posting a ridiculous fake question like this.
That's Canada for you. Sorry it happened.
Pictures or it never happened
Last time I had a big ole critter like that rush me I blasted him with my 500 S&W Magnum and blew a hole in him the size of a basketball. He got this funny look on his face and dropped like a ton of lead bricks!
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