If I order the entire cracker barrel menu, how much would that cost? It would be way more than a new iPhone X, right?

If I order the entire cracker barrel menu, how much would that cost? It would be way more than a new iPhone X, right?

No, actually about $100 less for CB. Either way, you'll be using whichever you purchase on the toilet. A lot.

I'm fricking hungry now. Thanks a lot.

I want to order the Grandpa's Country Fried Breakfast®… Two farm fresh eggs with grits and choice of Fried Apples or Hashbrown Casserole plus Chicken Fried Chicken or Country Fried Steak. Comes with All the Fixin's: Sawmill Gravy, homemade Buttermilk Biscuits, real butter and the best Preserves n' Jam.

Way much

According to what I remember the entire cracker barrel menu is about $876 dollars.