I'm turning 14 next month and don't know what to ask for?

My parents are asking and I have honestly no clue. My current phone barely works but my parents don't want to buy me a phone because they don't realise how necessary they are and my laptop is also really broken and old but they don't want to buy a new laptop because 'I have only just got this one' (I have had it for 3 years and use it all day everyday so it really is disintegrating). My parents are very well off compared to other people but hate to spend their money on branded things because they look up to miss money penny and people like that, which is fine but means that if I did ask for something that isn't Tesco's own brand they would be very hesitant to oblige. We don't really spent very much on presents but if I say I don't mind what they get me I will usually end up with some rubbers and a girltalk subscription which I will almost certainly never use and that would waste their money so I would feel bad and use them a lot and then my parents would get me rubbers as a reward every time and I would be stuck in a spiral of lies. Please could you give me some not too expensive things that you would like. The whole frugal thing has rubbed off on me so I would prefer something useful like clothes or makeup or anything that would show and preferably not dvds or music or any entertainment or pointless things that are just fun. My parents don't give money as gifts because 'they can get a present for less' thank you so very much.

Added (1). and i'm a girly girl and am obsessed with the internet.

Ask for an iPhone. HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY.

You'd better try to do some more meaningful things.