My iPhone 7 broke in half and I don't have insurance. The screen was ripped off & the frame is bent.How can I get it replaced or fixed cheap?

My iPhone 7 broke in half and I don't have insurance. The screen was ripped off & the frame is bent. How can I get it replaced or fixed cheap? My iPhone 7 broke in half and I don t have insurance. The screen was ripped off the frame is bent. How can I get it replaced or fixed cheap

Find a loose or damaged council paving slab, then write to the council, and say you fell over a paving slab, that was not seated right, and you hurt yourself and also your phone was broken