Is there a native PHP runner app for iphone?

Is there an app in the official app store to run as a php server? So that you can either test in app or even better, create a PHP file and run it in safari or even as a home screen web app? Not for the jailbroken. I'm probably asking for alot here but just wanted to know if anyone came across anything?

Added (1). Not true: You can use your iPhone to run PHP and everything, the only way I know is you have to jailbreak it. Another way is to use PHP tester apps that only test PHP protocols (so probably not ACTUALLY running PHP but has a massive library that works like a calculator, put this function with that variable etc and you get an output, but nothing too functional).

Don't be silly!
You use a server to run PHP. You load your file onto the server and you run it from anywhere, including a phone. What the phone gets is the HTML / HTML5 / XML or whatever else language your phone is using. Your phone never sees PHP. So you should not be looking for an app to run PHP.

Have fun.

To practice writing a simple well-documented (lots of comments) C++ program using
repetition structures (loops).

Assignment: The power of a repetition structure lies in the fact that a section of code can
be executed several times (often using different data) in the same program run.

Modify, Laboratory Assignment # 3 so that it will perform integer division using
different sets of values during a single program run. In each set, the first value is
the dividend and the second value is the divisor. You may use either a while or a
do-while sentinel-controlled repetition structure. A for structure may not be used.

Test your program by reading in integer values from a data file that I will send you.
The sentinel value is -99.

Be sure to print out the dividend and divisor values along with the quotient and
remainder for each set of values. The program output should go to a.dat output file
as well as to the computer monitor.