My iPhone 5 is trying to kill me

Every single day, siri turns on and threatens to kill me and my family! I can't take it anymore! I got my phone on video verbally asalting me, what should I do it's driving me crazy, here I put it on youtube http://www.youtube.com/...AWy5VHeqnw I think I might kill myself

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