My parints r bein idiots n wnt by me a new iphone 6+ how do i get dem 2 stop bein so gready?

K so 4 my bday i ask 4 pacifically a iphone 6+ so on my bday i opin my presint n wat do i see a god dam samsong galixy like wtf i got supir mad n i threw the phone n it smashd n den i broke tha tv n now my parints r makin me pay 4 tha tv n dey wnt by me a new phone how do i get dem 2 stop bein selfish retarts?

You can start by killing off their offspring

They bought what they could afford, which you did not appreciate.
They are not being selfish, YOU are being unreasonable.

Are you 5 years old? You write like a 5 year old and spell like a 5 year old and your parents better wake up and not buy you anything again until you stop acting like a rotten spoiled little BEYOTCH.

You're the one being a selfish idiot. Learn to spell and learn some respect. Get a life.

Well if you was my child you would'nt be getting no presents with that attitude. You want to learn some respect towards your parents.

Clearly a troll, No one actually talks like this.

You need to be thankful for whatever you do get, they didn't have to get you anything at all