Siri is freaking me the *** out

So I have this iPhone.

And siri is on.

its sitting promptly on my nightstand.

but every second

"beep beeb"

and then when no one says anything

"boop boop"

I DIDN't TOUCH IT AND IT KEEPS GOING

I DIDN't TOUCH IT I SWEAR

So i turned it off.

Went to setting and turned off siri

NOW

VOICE CONTROL IS TURNING ON BY ITSELF

BY ITSELF

I'm so confused.

SO GUESS WHAT I DID?

i updated the software because if figured it was a bug

IT STILL DOES IT

OMG I'm So SCARED

It keeps doing it over and over again and it won't stop

but when its sitting right next to me, IT DOESN't DO ANYTHING.

only when Its out of arms reach it does it.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

I KID YOU NOT

THIS Really HAPPENED AND HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP

Added (1). YOU GUYS STOP IT I NEED A LEGIT TECHNICAL ANSWER.

Is there a button on settings where I can also disable voice control?

You might have a ghost in your house. Try shouting at the ghost not to mess with the siri and that you're trying to sleep. That should help.

Just throw her in the trash can

This happened to my phone. Has yours gotten the slightest bit wet? My home key stoped working and when it came back voicecontrol would randomly turn on. Unfortunatly you can't turn off voicecontrol but to make it stop, back up your iPhone to iCloud and restore your iPhone from the latest iCloud backup and you'll be in good shape

Well, the only logical explanation is that it is possessed and being controlled by ghost and/or demons.

I'm sure it can't be some sort of fixable malfunction.

You should just give up now.

And prepare yourself for the haunting.

+ You came to the wrong section looking for legitimate advice.

But I will help you anyway:

Stop freaking out about every little thing.

If you want a legitimate technical answer why write all that junk about being scared and post in the paranormal section.

Ask here - Consumer Electronics > Mobile Phones & Plans

Or maybe you are not grown up enough to have a fancy telephone.

Calm down, it's just a phone error. It's like a game controller getting stuck and making your character jump over and over without pushing any buttons. It has to do with circuits working when they shouldn't because of some kind of technical reason. The same thing used to happen to my laptop with the up arrow key. Just take it to geek squad at best buy or some kind of computer help desk and they'll fix it for you. It's nothing supernatural, just a computer board glitch.trust me

My advice… You shouldn't have bought a iphone in the first place. It's probably glitching.

Steve jobs was haunting your room. He just needed to see if the iphone siri is still good.

Switch your phone off completely. Hold power button for 3 seconds. Then slide the bar on top to shut it down.

The same possessed thing happened to me and I'm scared of goasts

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