Slogan or motto for iPhone business?

I run this little iphone business and as a joke I was gonna print up some shirts it's gonna have "Lynch and associates" on the front and I need some sort of funny or original saying on the shirt also we deal in iPhones etc

You can personify the "i" in iPhone and put a noose around it. You know since your name is Lynch and all. And then it can say something like: "We won't leave you hanging."