What if Santa forgets my gift?

I and my mommy wrote santa claus a letter because i really want a iPhone 5s. My momy said that a iphone is not the write gift for a 8 year old. But she post the letter any way. She said that she doesn't think santa will give it too me because i'm to young for a phone. Do you think she is write? Will i not get a iPhone 5s or will i get one? She said she will buy me a new barbie with clofes if santa does not give me my phone. But i don't want a barbie i want a iphone! How can i tell santa to give me a iphone? Can you please giv e me his number? My dady says that santa always gives the bad children a lump of caul and that ill get it because i keep naging about a iphone. But i do not want caul i want a iphone 5s! Wat do you think i will get from santa? I want to sleep under the tree and when santa comes there i want to shoot him with my dadys gun he keeps it in the closet because i don't think santa will give me wat i want so i want to kill him

You have problems. Santa isn't real child chill out.

C-, must try harder.

Trust me, Santa will give you what you deserve. If you are naughty you will get coal. And since you just told us that you wanted to kill Santa, I think that moves you to the naughty list.

You have something Problems.

If this is your best, it's time to stop trolling and leave it to the experts.

Eh I was bad all the time when I was younger and he never gave me a lump of coal. I don't think that 8 is too young for an Iphone 5. But that is up to him. Though I don't personally believe in him. However, you should not want to shoot him just because he doesn't give you what you want. Might wanna get that checked lol.

If you be really good and behave and do everything your parents say santa will give you a iphone but you have to behave and always say yes sir and yes ma'am and do all your chores and school work if you do santa can't say no cuz you would of been a very good child and don't forget you have to sleep in your room santa needs to do his job if you don't shoot him then he can give you the phone now go do your best and tell your parents how much u love them and if santa doesn't give you the phone then be even better and tell your parents even more how much u love them

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Santa is not real. Your parents don't want to spend 300+ on an Iphone you don't need so you won't be getting one. An Iphone is not a good gift for a kid so you can forget it.