What is a interesting way to post on fb that I got a new iPhone?

I just want to put a picture of me with it and I can't think of what to say! :/

(hashtag)nofilter#newphone#twerkteam

I put on mine:
It finally arrived! #TeamiPhone #PhuckYoAndroidPhone

Yo people, I'm part of the cult now!
#conformist #ignorance #statusoverfunctionality

Please accept this monetary sacrifice oh great overlord of Appledom

This is as bad taste as using an iphone.

Lol