Why do Canadians have computers and phones?

They obviously have no clue how to use them.

Please, never give a Canadian a laptop or access to any social media. They'll literally vomit all over the keyboards with their rants and poison. They need to keep their paws (guys) and claws/tentacles (girls) off the keyboard.

Yes, Canadians are keyboard warrior champions. Everybody knows that.

Sometimes I wonder how those retarded Canucks even manage to turn on a computer or iphone…

Same with blue trolls.

There are only two "Canadians" here that I know of, one is a sock account of a thrice-banned troll, the other is someone who claimed to move to Canada after Trump was elected, but who still spews her hatred and abuse here at the same forum (why move?).

I would ask what is wrong with you… But we will discover that when you are dissected.

Did you forget to take your medication today?

Oh, those Chanuks, spill maple syrup a lot. They eat beaver. And smoke caribou dung.