Why does siri not understand what i say?

If i say to siri on the iphone or ipad why are you so ugly she says would you like me to search the web for i'm stupid? Why dos'nt sh understand me?

She doesn't have a consciousness. All responses are pre programmed. If it can't find a match, it gives you the closest response possible.

You obviously are not speaking any human recognisable language.

Siri is programmed to respond to as many voices as it can. What you said must have not have been in her database. Like the other user said, it would say what is closest.

Siri sucks. I never even think about using it. Waste of time and apples money. No surprise there though

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