Will Apple repair my screen the same day?

I have a shattered iPhone 5 screen & come to find out that apple is now offering a price of $149 to repair it. Will they repair the screen the same day? All answers are appreciated.

No, apple don't repair, they just replace phones.

Unfortunately, no.

Even if you were the only person in the world with a broken Apple product, the answer would still be 'no'. They'll have hundreds, if not thousands of phones to repair aside from yours, and when you add in the paperwork and procedures into the mix you're looking at 2-4 weeks if you're lucky.
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@jagbir: Um, Apple DO repair products - it's not very cost effective to replace a $500 phone with a new one when a simple $20 screen replacement would suffice - also, Apple replaced all Philips screws to Pentalobe screws when people brought their phones in to be repaired (to stop people from trying to repair their own devices without permission - kind of ironic when they brought them to the shop in the first place) - how else could they replace the screws - mass recall?